Do you wish you could stop the recession with the clockstopper’s digital wrist watch?

If I had that watch I would stop the president from signing that stupid stimulus bill, shred up that 1,000 page bill that only helped out AIG, and make a new bill. The bill would say create more jobs, when the companies go under oh! well, get rid of the insurance companies ridiculous high insurance rates, better the educational reform, and let young adults into the workforce even though they have no working experience at all. What would you do to stop the recession with the wrist watch?

Funny!

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