Genie Mattress
By Charlie on Oct 28, 2008 in Hearing & Orthepedic
Does anyone know some Blonde jokes?
I know one but you can tell me more….
There were 3 girls at the top of a cliff.
One was brunette, One was a Redhead, and one was Blonde.
A Genie apeared on the clliff. He said “When you jump off that cliff you must say a word and whatever word you say is what you land in.” The Brunette was first so she jumped off and said “Pillows!” and she landed in Pillows. The Redhead was up next and when she jumped off the cliff she said “Fluffy Mattresses!!!” and she landed in Mattresses. the Blonde was up next and as she was about to jump off the cliff she tripped off a rock and said “OH CRAP!!!!”…and she landed in crap.
Two blondes are on opposite sides of a river. Blonde #1 says
” How do I get to the other side? “, blonde #2 says ” You ARE
on the other side. ”
;-0
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