Would you help a male midget take a pee if he ask for your help?

Men’s urinals are pretty high on the wall in public restrooms.If a little person (midget) asked for a boost up would you accommodate him by lifting him up to better his aim?

i think this question is directed at guys. how do you think of these things?

i dont think i would have the upper body strength.
maybe he could stand on my back.
i imagined trying to have him on my hsoulders but he would pee down my neck. ew, warm.

if i was in a men’s restroom then i suppose i would have to help him because i would probably be in there doing somehting incriminating, like seeing if i could pee in a urinal. or just checkin it out.

and i hope you mean like, lift him up. not his dick.
and my god. if he had that much trouble with it wouldnt he just bring a step ladder?? or better yet, a colostomy bag. then he’d have trouble emptying it. damn.

you cant win.

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