Would you vote for me as president?

Here is my program: – I support the 2nd Amendment – to make English the official language U.S. government – I before oil drilling, nuclear and fossil fuels – I'm pro gay marriage – I support the death penalty for murderers and rapists – Keep marijauna, cocaine, methamphetamine, crack and secondary schools and universities – Strongly against the welfare of giving illegal immigrants, employment, medical care, and citizens – Finding Osama Bin Laden and have impaled

I would probably vote for you. The only thing I do not agree to call a homosexual unions "marriage." I have no problem with homosexual unions, but take another – or homoriage gayiage, gayaunion or something. The word marriage should be reserved for a man and a woman.