What fake song title would be the best? Please select from the following?

Slap the monkey around
I wish I was a wookie
Big pants
Jump shot for Jesus
Don’t eat your boogers
Eat cake, it’s good
Run with scissors
You walk like a sissy boy
Snort sugar and eat pop rocks
Pull up your damn pants
I wish Lindsey Lohan was a pinata
Who wants pudding?
Paris Hilton reminds me of donkey poop

slap the monkey around

or

pull up your damn pants!

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