i just can’t get enough farting.?

i am in my mid 20’s and farting has not gotten old. i crack up at each and every one. sometimes i’m in tears. i rate them, name them, give them moods, have special ‘farting chairs’ which make the noise so much louder, i eat special foods to fart more, i trap them under my blanket to engulf in the stench a bit later, i fart in the shower cause it echos, in the tub because it bubbles, etc. etc. etc.
i love larry the cable guy cause he mentions ‘walking farts’ etc.
i just love farting.
do you?

I love farting.It brings joy to my life.I laugh all the time.

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